A young Marine entered the confessional booth in the Catholic Chapel at MCAS Mirimar.
He says to the priest: "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, while I was downtown, I beat the livin' crap out of a couple of young Trump protesters."
The priest replies: "My son, It's important that you know this. As a Marine Corps Chaplain, I am here to hear the confession of your sins, not to discuss your community service!"
Semper Fi