So finally heard from the goof Ex employee who didn't show up for work(for 2 weeks) nor call till I received a text message yesterday asking for his final pay check. He picked it up without incident and I just said "here ya go bye"
Then I received this text message..I deem it an instant classic for the ages along side "The dog ate my homework" TFF!
"kind of embarrassing 2 talk about but i didnt show up for work because i had a hemroid problem that was very painful and its gonna be another couple days be4 i recover idk if you hired somone else or not but w.e the situation is i would like to come back and work for you"
