Originally Posted by deflave
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.

You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.

Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.




Dave



So you imbibed on the candy bar and soda, whilst in line, only to find out they only accept cash and you had to blow another cashier behind a dumpster.

Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty