Snickers and Dr. Pepper. Never been without at least a couple hundred bucks in my pocket in my adult life. I usually have a 1000 with me. You run across some good deals if you have cash. Bought a all correct Garand from a guy a couple of years ago for 600.00. He needed money right then to get his son out of jail. Bought an almost new riding lawn mower for 500.00 once. Guy needed money right then.
Snickers and Dr. Pepper. Never been without at least a couple hundred bucks in my pocket in my adult life. I usually have a 1000 with me. You run across some good deals if you have cash. Bought a all correct Garand from a guy a couple of years ago for 600.00. He needed money right then to get his son out of jail. Bought an almost new riding lawn mower for 500.00 once. Guy needed money right then.
Snickers and Dr. Pepper. Never been without at least a couple hundred bucks in my pocket in my adult life. I usually have a 1000 with me. You run across some good deals if you have cash. Bought a all correct Garand from a guy a couple of years ago for 600.00. He needed money right then to get his son out of jail. Bought an almost new riding lawn mower for 500.00 once. Guy needed money right then.
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Dave
So you imbibed on the candy bar and soda, whilst in line, only to find out they only accept cash and you had to blow another cashier behind a dumpster.
On the candy bar and soda scenario. Look at the fuel gauge, if there's room in the tank for $20 worth of fuel you're good to go with the debit card plan. It's kind of an expensive candy bar, but you are gonna use the F'ing fuel regardless.
Scratch offs should be played in your home or vehicle.
No exceptions.
Travis
I buy the $20 ones (when I'm feeling particularly Spanky), and just hand them back to the store jockey to scan without scratching them. The look on their face is worth the $20.
If you toss cigarette buts around like a runaway manure spreader, expect to be beaten to death by a non smoking Marine that's picked up after you on countries all over the world.
Scratch offs should be played in your home or vehicle.
No exceptions.
Travis
I buy the $20 ones (when I'm feeling particularly Spanky), and just hand them back to the store jockey to scan without scratching them. The look on their face is worth the $20.
Do not ever spend money Debit or Cash for a diet Pepsi, diet Coke, diet Mt Dew, diet Dr Pepper. It will eat your innerd's and warp your brain. They should've just left the T off and named it DIE when they invented that stuff.
If you toss cigarette buts around like a runaway manure spreader, expect to be beaten to death by a non smoking Marine that's picked up after you on countries all over the world.
You're gonna get tired as you will have a lot of beating to do. Digital Dan runs a gunner chopper, you should team up with him. That would be more efficient.
Leaving the shopping cart int he parking lot instead of putting it in a cart corral is the height of kneegrowism.
This^^^ Leaving a cart in the parking lot is like leaving a gate open. I've seen people push a cart AWAY from a store to put it in the cart corral when pushing it back into the store would have been closer.
Scratch offs should be played in your home or vehicle.
No exceptions.
Travis
I buy the $20 ones (when I'm feeling particularly Spanky), and just hand them back to the store jockey to scan without scratching them. The look on their face is worth the $20.
Ok that's funny.
Gee, I always thought the proper way was to scratch them off on your dashboard and chuck the losers out the window while parked in a handicapped parking spot.
Gee, I always thought the proper way was to scratch them off on your dashboard and chuck the losers out the window while parked in a handicapped parking spot.
If you usually leave a pile of Old English empties when you open the door there anyway, why not?
Do not ever spend money Debit or Cash for a diet Pepsi, diet Coke, diet Mt Dew, diet Dr Pepper. It will eat your innerd's and warp your brain. They should've just left the T off and named it DIE when they invented that stuff.
Do not ever spend money Debit or Cash for a diet Pepsi, diet Coke, diet Mt Dew, diet Dr Pepper. It will eat your innerd's and warp your brain. They should've just left the T off and named it DIE when they invented that stuff.
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Dave
So you imbibed on the candy bar and soda, whilst in line, only to find out they only accept cash and you had to blow another cashier behind a dumpster.
Nah. You're thinking about the tourist chicks here coming out of the casino broke and needing gas.
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Dave
So you imbibed on the candy bar and soda, whilst in line, only to find out they only accept cash and you had to blow another cashier behind a dumpster.
Nah. You're thinking about the tourist chicks here coming out of the casino broke and needing gas.
Snickers and Dr. Pepper. Never been without at least a couple hundred bucks in my pocket in my adult life. I usually have a 1000 with me. You run across some good deals if you have cash. Bought a all correct Garand from a guy a couple of years ago for 600.00. He needed money right then to get his son out of jail. Bought an almost new riding lawn mower for 500.00 once. Guy needed money right then.
Snickers and Dr. Pepper. Never been without at least a couple hundred bucks in my pocket in my adult life. I usually have a 1000 with me. You run across some good deals if you have cash. Bought a all correct Garand from a guy a couple of years ago for 600.00. He needed money right then to get his son out of jail. Bought an almost new riding lawn mower for 500.00 once. Guy needed money right then.
Scratch offs should be played in your home or vehicle.
No exceptions.
Travis
Is it proper etiquette to reimburse the giver of said lottery ticket[the cost of the ticket] should you be gifted a winner?
This would never happen in Iowa-they're too friggin' cheap, and they need that money to buy more oats for their goat, which is also their date for the evening.
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Depends on where you're at.
If you're in Oregon, you no doubt just smoked a bunch of weed, so there's no way you're passing up a Snickers. Probably need some Cheetos and Hohos too.
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Depends on where you're at.
If you're in Oregon, you no doubt just smoked a bunch of weed, so there's no way you're passing up a Snickers. Probably need some Cheetos and Hohos too.
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Depends on where you're at.
If you're in Oregon, you no doubt just smoked a bunch of weed, so there's no way you're passing up a Snickers. Probably need some Cheetos and Hohos too.
and this from a guy in Colorado, poor Oregon.
I just said it to keep seafire and fireball from getting pissed.
1.) People standing in front of you 2.) People on the phone 3.) People's e-mail 4.) Yourself
Ok. GFY. For VVP me and JellO are voting for Hillaree, simply because she has a .................................................hard on for our enemy (Russia).
Do not ever spend money Debit or Cash for a diet Pepsi, diet Coke, diet Mt Dew, diet Dr Pepper. It will eat your innerd's and warp your brain. They should've just left the T off and named it DIE when they invented that stuff.
Your Welcome.
Calvin, is that you?
Dave, Clark, Travis, says never reveal your real name.
Don't let your dog, schit on other people's lawns.
(I just delivered a stage 8 ass chewing for this.)
Dave
Preach it brother!
My next door neighbor probably thinks I'm the biggest dick on Earth and that's fine.
He's a nice guy and really friendly but Jesus Christ he has no couth.
Hasn't parked in front of my house in a LONG time either.
I give him chit over that as well....laughing
And I chewed his BIL out last summer for dumping a bunch of dirt in the alley next to my fence. He said I'm gonna clean it up. Fuuckin' godddamn right you are....right fuuckin' now.
Actually we have great neighbors in town and I shouldn't be bitching so much but is it really so hard to walk your dog across the street to the empty 'field' and let them take a chit there?
If you've let your lawn turn into a [bleep] jungle and decide to finally mow it while its full of dew don't discharge that clumpy schidt all over your neighbors lawn. If you choose to do so - die.
If you see a guy working in the garage, on his car/truck/boat/motorcycle, doing outdoor projects, unloading something heavy, etc... Assume he doesn't want to talk to you. Leave him alone. If you can't - die.
If you see someone at Home Depot trying to load an engine puller looking device in the back seat of their Tahoe, stop and dislocate your own thumb helping them. Pull it back in squealing like a girl the whole time.
Curse him to a meaningless life of servitude to a large ruthless and ugly woman.
If you see someone at Home Depot trying to load an engine puller looking device in the back seat of their Tahoe, stop and dislocate your own thumb helping them. Pull it back in squealing like a girl the whole time.
Curse him to a meaningless life of servitude to a large ruthless and ugly woman.
If the wind is blowing like a sonuvabitch try to remember to turn off the underground sprinklers so they don't blow chitty town water all over the neighbors clean car.
And I always stick the diesel pickup in neutral and let it roll down the driveway before I fire it up early in the morning. Gently shut the door, etc..
And don't let your damn dog bark like an idiot when it's in the backyard....
If your dog isn't fixed, don't assume the rest of the world wants their dogs bred by him, or to have him sniffing around your schist. So I've been told anyways. Seems courteous to me.
If the wind is blowing like a sonuvabitch try to remember to turn off the underground sprinklers so they don't blow chitty town water all over the neighbors clean car.
And I always stick the diesel pickup in neutral and let it roll down the driveway before I fire it up early in the morning. Gently shut the door, etc..
And don't let your damn dog bark like an idiot when it's in the backyard....
[bleep] I hate barking dogs unless they are barking for a reason.
When staying at one of those old timey, really small motels out west, be sure and back your diesel truck into the parking space at night. That way, the exhaust blows right into the doors and windows of your neighbors when you're warming it up at 5am before heading out bird hunting.
Etiquette: When at a fancy restaurant keep your phones on vibrate and in your pocket or purse. If you need to take a call because someone is hurt or dying, step into the reception/lobby area.
If you insist on eating and being on your phone, McDonald's is a great place.
Etiquette: Was eating at McDonald's out of convenience (rarity) and saw a guy wipe his table after he was finished. He should be running this thread. Not even I do that.
They probably do sell gas at Costco in Montana.....but I dont ever remember being at a Costco.
I make the kids wipe the table and push their chairs in at a restaurant. Then we pile the dishes.
If it's a self-bus deal, I self-bus stuff to the trash or dish container as appropriate. I don't have a wet rag to properly clean the table, so I don't. But this guy at McDonald's, A+ for effort.
When your wife asks how she looks, tell her the unfiltered truth it builds trust.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever read on here. No honey, your ass looks great! It's bigger now, really? Sure doesn't look it! Smokin' hot babe!
Hey if you wanna build your relationships on lies that's up to you, good luck.
Alternative being mutual but hateful trust and understanding? Sounds good. My wife is due home in 20 minutes. Was thinking of a little 'quality time'. Maybe instead I'll reflect about how attractive, and tiny, her ass was 15 years ago...surely that will better my chances; for not going fishing next weekend.
If you see a guy working in the garage, on his car/truck/boat/motorcycle, doing outdoor projects, unloading something heavy, etc... Assume he doesn't want to talk to you. Leave him alone. If you can't - die.
This needs to be included as a reminder on every SS check for those retired azzholes who think 'cuz they got nothin' to do and all day to do it they can wander over and waste the workin' man's time!
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Dave
Here is a multiple choice question on Etiquette:
You return a DVD to the rental store and tell the young girl at the counter that the movie is frozen only a minute or 2 in, and will not play. Oh, she says, that is usually an easy fix. Do you want a refund? Or would you rather wait for it. The guy out back will straighten it out for you. Oh OK, I'll wait. While you're killing time looking at other titles, you hear the door open, and to your surprise, it's the minister from your church. You exchange greetings and he says he's looking for a good movie for a long winter night. Shortly after, the little girl behind the counter shouts out, Mr D., that movie you had a problem with, "Young Asian Sluts", is all set, and ready to go. Do you:
A. Shiet your pants?
B. Run up to the counter and choke the life out of her?
C. Tell the Minister it's for a class you're taking on the societal ills of porn.
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Dave
So you imbibed on the candy bar and soda, whilst in line, only to find out they only accept cash and you had to blow another cashier behind a dumpster.
Nah. You're thinking about the tourist chicks here coming out of the casino broke and needing gas.
Well yea, but bald and fat and mouthy.
Negative. Pics and flicks abound.
Suggest you seek work at the station directly across from Hard Rock.
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Dave
Here is a multiple choice question on Etiquette:
You return a DVD to the rental store and tell the young girl at the counter that the movie is frozen only a minute or 2 in, and will not play. Oh, she says, that is usually an easy fix. Do you want a refund? Or would you rather wait for it. The guy out back will straighten it out for you. Oh OK, I'll wait. While you're killing time looking at other titles, you hear the door open, and to your surprise, it's the minister from your church. You exchange greetings and he says he's looking for a good movie for a long winter night. Shortly after, the little girl behind the counter shouts out, Mr D., that movie you had a problem with, "Young Asian Sluts", is all set, and ready to go. Do you:
A. Shiet your pants?
B. Run up to the counter and choke the life out of her?
C. Tell the Minister it's for a class you're taking on the societal ills of porn.
OR
D. Grab the vid and say "see you Sunday Rev."
D. And run out of there with your hand down the front of your pants. And go to confessions. Mention said title. Mention more titles available at store during confession.
Just because you are still partying at 3 a.m. do not assume your neighbors are partying, too.
If neighbor asks you to turn music down at 3 a.m., they're probably not going to answer the door politely when you and your drunk buddies come banging.
If you're not now first in line, having earned your face time with the sales associate, do not assume anyone gives a phoughk about your quick question.
You can lean against a vehicle and rest things on its paint.
If you own it.
Dave
Skeet league night. 2wks in a row, some dude on another team decides that my pickup's front bumper is just the right height for him to sit and watch. There's tables and benches all over, but he likes my truck, invites his buddies to sit there. Week 3 I keep the keys in my pocket (usually I just leave them in the cup holder) and when he plops down on the bumper I press the panic button on the key fob. While I still see him pretty much weekly during the summer, he avoids my truck now.
Don't let your dog, schit on other people's lawns.
(I just delivered a stage 8 ass chewing for this.)
Dave
I've returned the "lost property" to the owner's yard several times.
If a buddy notices a trend, he'll save the offender's leavings until a 5gal bucket is mostly full and then return them partially to mostly fermented and far more smelly than when they're fresh.
You pay with checks................see above post about coupons.
Especially if you're going to balance your check book before you take your stuff and leave.
If you're an old lady, and you know DAMN WELL you're going to pay with a check, there is NO requirement that you WAIT until all your goods have been rung up to actually start searching in your duffel bag of a purse for your checkbook. You could have had the checkbook in your hand and already written in "Walmart" by now....
You pay with checks................see above post about coupons.
Especially if you're going to balance your check book before you take your stuff and leave.
If you're an old lady, and you know DAMN WELL you're going to pay with a check, there is NO requirement that you WAIT until all your goods have been rung up to actually start searching in your duffel bag of a purse for your checkbook. You could have had the checkbook in your hand and already written in "Walmart" by now....
The local grocery store near my hometown in CNY was able to print the amount on the check for you. All you did was sign it and hand it over, almost faster than using a debit card and punching in your pin.
it's ok to leave your company's safety man along side of the road in an area with no cell service and then claim he was distracting you while driving.. even if he wasn't
"You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Dave"
"Men always have cash.
Women do not.
Travis"
"You cannot borrow the chainsaw.
Ever.
Clark"
Travis; Top of the morning to you sir, I trust all is well in your world and that spring has begun to show itself across your section of the medicine line.
While I agree wholeheartedly with Clark's chainsaw advice - not just no, but well... you know..... ;), I find that Travis' advice and Dave's are in conflict.
If I am a man - just checked so that's a yes, albeit an older one and a Canuck so there is that - but if I am a man then it stands that I MUST have cash, again not Texan cash to be sure and funny coloured and textured as well, but still coin of the realm up here.
That being the case then, does it not stand to reason that I can't logically be in the position which Dave purports to find himself in?
Which leads to the question - is Dave really male?
Over thinkin' it as usual I know, but there it is.
All the best to you and yours this spring regardless Travis. May cash always be in your pocket, slow drivers in the right lane and dog owners on the other side of the street.
I'm referring to the dipschits holding up the line that just HAVE to have a candy bar or some other form of worthless schit, and don't have the common GD courtesy to pay for it with a couple $1 bills.
I left a very strong running 044 with a coworker: full tank of gas and bar oil. It was returned to me with a trashed clutch side crank bearing and no verbal indication of trouble. I was done with saw for the year and didn't find the problem until the following summer. Coworker was Mormon. Corollary: don't loan anything to a Mormon.
I'm referring to the dipschits holding up the line that just HAVE to have a candy bar or some other form of worthless schit, and don't have the common GD courtesy to pay for it with a couple $1 bills.
Buy some muffs for the garden hose and make sure you're friggin outboard starts @ home, not at the boat ramp on the 1st weekend after the ice breaks up.
Put your fishing stuff and coolers into the boat PRIOR to launch, NOT while you're taking up a launch space.
Teach your fishing companion to either drive the boat or back the tow vehicle. A person older than 13 or younger than 75 should NOT be holding a rope on the dock like a little girl holding a new kitten on a string. No doggone gender exception either. Kids to young to run a boat and any adults who have a tough time getting into the boat without help are excused.
If you see me boat a fish, that doesn't mean I want to fish near you, stay where you are or get further away.
I'm not being impolite by ignoring you @ the fish cleaning station. I'm trying to quickly get finished so the next guy can clean his fish too. Chatty Kathys @ the cleaning station should be "Fish-Slapped".
try going in to get a sunday paper and being lined up behind some 90 y/o granny with a fist full of money and watching her buying until she has nothing left. reminds me of a kid laying all his pennies on the counter and asking how many tootsie rolls he can get.
on a side note, she probably didn't get to enjoy those tickets after i double thumped her with my truck in the parking lot. old ladies is squishy.
try going in to get a sunday paper and being lined up behind some 90 y/o granny with a fist full of money and watching her buying until she has nothing left. reminds me of a kid laying all his pennies on the counter and asking how many tootsie rolls he can get.
on a side note, she probably didn't get to enjoy those tickets after i double thumped her with my truck in the parking lot. old ladies is squishy.
try going in to get a sunday paper and being lined up behind some 90 y/o granny with a fist full of money and watching her buying until she has nothing left. reminds me of a kid laying all his pennies on the counter and asking how many tootsie rolls he can get.
on a side note, she probably didn't get to enjoy those tickets after i double thumped her with my truck in the parking lot. old ladies is squishy.
Buy some muffs for the garden hose and make sure you're friggin outboard starts @ home, not at the boat ramp on the 1st weekend after the ice breaks up.
Put your fishing stuff and coolers into the boat PRIOR to launch, NOT while you're taking up a launch space.
Teach your fishing companion to either drive the boat or back the tow vehicle. A person older than 13 or younger than 75 should NOT be holding a rope on the dock like a little girl holding a new kitten on a string. No doggone gender exception either. Kids to young to run a boat and any adults who have a tough time getting into the boat without help are excused.
If you see me boat a fish, that doesn't mean I want to fish near you, stay where you are or get further away.
I'm not being impolite by ignoring you @ the fish cleaning station. I'm trying to quickly get finished so the next guy can clean his fish too. Chatty Kathys @ the cleaning station should be "Fish-Slapped".
Now that is some stuff that should be noted, key emphasis on should.
She doesnt take care of her mans stick so he really dont give a schitt. Yep. Her fault.
Wouldnt you wear nicer pants if you thought you'd get a chance?
If it's my wife I'm considering, she usually takes good care of that for me anyway..... The "domestic" side of things is not her gift.... She likes to work (professor in a graduate program), is paid well so i'm not gonna cry 'cause she don't iron me trousers..... (i send 'em in to the dry cleaner anyway - along with my shirts).
However, if she was a stay-at-home sheila, she better be ready to give me a good polishing when i want it as well as tend to my dry cleaning and whatever else i think i need.
A friend of mine is a doctor....been in practice a long time and makes a good living and his wife prefers to not work a "paying" job. She handles the kids, household stuff and whatever. I don't know if she takes care of his clothes, but i'm thinking she does his shopping...
She doesnt take care of her mans stick so he really dont give a schitt. Yep. Her fault.
Wouldnt you wear nicer pants if you thought you'd get a chance?
If it's my wife I'm considering, she usually takes good care of that for me anyway..... The "domestic" side of things is not her gift.... She likes to work (professor in a graduate program), is paid well so i'm not gonna cry 'cause she don't iron me trousers..... (i send 'em in to the dry cleaner anyway - along with my shirts).
However, if she was a stay-at-home sheila, she better be ready to give me a good polishing when i want it as well as tend to my dry cleaning and whatever else i think i need.
A friend of mine is a doctor....been in practice a long time and makes a good living and his wife prefers to not work a "paying" job. She handles the kids, household stuff and whatever. I don't know if she takes care of his clothes, but i'm thinking she does his shopping...
Well, when you get busted for "keying" cars in parking lots, you''ll be able to blame your behavior on solvent intoxication,....maybe even sue the firm that did the cleaning.
Re the Emily Post post: once in awhile when we are out in public my wife will look disapprovingly toward a nearby male and say, “That man dressed himself.”
I don't care about metrosexuals and their coffee or vitamin water purchases on debit. What honks me off at the gas station is the old people and their cigarette and lottery ticket crap. Or the urbans and their general lack of manners........demanding special process/attention from all around, as they gloriously ef up the most simple of tasks. Proly 24 gas stations in my town. I only use 3 (and prefer 2).
People in line in front of you in a fast food joint, with the menu in plain sight, having a conversation with their companions and the order taker about their choices, as if discussing the menu at a high end restaurant. It's fast food for crying out loud. Order a burger, fries, and drink, or whatever, pay and move on.
Then you're standing in line trying to buy a cup of regular coffee, and something with tats and a man bun, or the female equivalent, is instructing the barista on how to assemble some confection. "I'll have a little of this and a bit of that, and add some..." Just get out of my way so I can order a large coffee, black, to go.
Of course they're probably not alone, so their companions repeat the same drill.
People in line in front of you in a fast food joint, with the menu in plain sight, having a conversation with their companions and the order taker about their choices, as if discussing the menu at a high end restaurant. It's fast food for crying out loud. Order a burger, fries, and drink, or whatever, pay and move on.
Then you're standing in line trying to buy a cup of regular coffee, and something with tats and a man bun, or the female equivalent is instructing the barista or whatever on how to assemble some confection. "I'll have a little of this and a bit of that, and add some..." Just get out of my way so I can order a large coffee, black, to go.
I never claim that patience is one of my virtues.
Paul
The other day I heard a guy say he wanted “just a squirt of cream.”
Re the Emily Post post: once in awhile when we are out in public my wife will look disapprovingly toward a nearby male and say, “That man dressed himself.”
A LOT of 'em on TV obviously not only 'dressed themselves', but dressed in the dark.... I've seen circus clowns with better outfits..
Or the rude somebitches that order enough food for a baseball team thru the drive up window. And every little niglet wants the pickle left off his burger
You now go inside for a snickers and diet coke, without moving your car from the pump.
Die. (even if you used cash)
No way, especially here at 4-5000' elevation in the summer and no clouds. Do you know how hot your car can get sitting in the sun.
My car stays in the shade until I'm done with ALL my purchases.
Now, I was just thinking about that yesterday at the tribal station, wondering why they don't put some covered parking in the lot, especially by the doors, in the sunny/hot areas of the nation. I had a bunch of grocery stuff in the car and I didn't want my chocolate chips to melt.
Good thing the Rez station wasn't busy, folks would have had to wait.
Or the rude somebitches that order enough food for a baseball team thru the drive up window. And every little niglet wants the pickle left off his burger
I expeienced that just last week only it was a mini van full of white trash in Hallstead Pa..
Don't be a traffic regulator. "I'm doing the speed limit, and by God you're going to do it too." When people get behind you on a rural section of road, use the turnouts and let them by. Pull the fug over.
Used to be common sense made manners. There are some people I am glad to have in front of me in line and on the road. Any of you have someone use your pump while you are around the truck wiping windows? " company truck, it ain't your money" You do realize that canopy would only encourage shade loving denizens
ass holes who finish pumping gas at the only pump with diesel then start talking on their phone, have almost come to blows over that twice.
Yeah, with their driver side window open and knowing you are waiting behind them to fuel up. Then, when you walk up unannounxed from behind and touch them on their left shoulder to ask them to pull up, they jump and holler because they think you are going to drag them out and kick their ass as they know you should.
ass holes who finish pumping gas at the only pump with diesel then start talking on their phone, have almost come to blows over that twice.
Yeah, with their driver side window open and knowing you are waiting behind them to fuel up. Then, when you walk up unannounxed from behind and touch them on their left shoulder to ask them to pull up, they jump and holler because they think you are going to drag them out and kick their ass as they know you should.
Used to be common sense made manners. There are some people I am glad to have in front of me in line and on the road. Any of you have someone use your pump while you are around the truck wiping windows? " company truck, it ain't your money" You do realize that canopy would only encourage shade loving denizens
Used to be common sense made manners. There are some people I am glad to have in front of me in line and on the road. Any of you have someone use your pump while you are around the truck wiping windows? " company truck, it ain't your money" You do realize that canopy would only encourage shade loving denizens
Youre approaching a 4 way stop and start slowing down a 100 yards away while the lady sits there at the sign watching you slow down while waiting to cross in front of you. You go slower and slower and slower and yet, she waits- until you are dead stopped, before proceeding.
They get real incensed if they are on your left and you have the extra lane room to your left giving you more distance from them and just before stopping you hit the gas as they contemplate getting ready to proceed.
"Hey, it was my turn, asswhole"
Its like they are programmed to stop and wait until someone else stops and waits for them, and yes, men like Jell0 do it too.
Men who work in the oil field and cant meet you and pass on a neighborhood street if there is a car parked beside the sidewalk where they are meeting you. They have to practically middle road it to clear the parked car by 5 feet, preferring to miss having a head on with you by 8 inches. Sheesh.
5ft 6 inch guys driving black dually diesels who let you know they will Ram or F250 you off the road as if a wreck wouldnt mess up their truck.
I stayed back, I thought it was just me. Unless...he's making an analogy similar to those mexicans who go down to the DMV just to sit in the air conditioning and watch Ellen.
Checked to make sure I wasn't stoking out before I posted.
I hate people that lick their damn fingers while they are eating, then grab the utensils everyone else is using to put food on their plates. There is such a thing as napkins.
The one that really gets me, is the guy that doesn't pull forward to the gas only pump and proceeds to block the only one with diesel.
Our little corner market has been getting a bunch of tweakers the last couple years that will pull up to a pump, go inside for smokes or beer and never pump fuel. Seen it a bunch.
I hate people that lick their damn fingers while they are eating, then grab the utensils everyone else is using to put food on their plates. There is such a thing as napkins.
U-Haul about the only thing that's gonna solve that problem.
Rude smokers that flick their cigarette butts out the window on 100 degree days when there is 4 foot tall oat grass waving in the wind. I'd wring your f u c k in g necks given the chance.
Rude smokers that flick their cigarette butts out the window on 100 degree days when there is 4 foot tall oat grass waving in the wind. I'd wring your f u c k in g necks given the chance.
Was getting gasoline a couple years back at a big fuel stop here. There was an old dried up bag changing an EMPTY trash can liner right fugging beside me while I was pumping. She had a 4" long marlboro 100 or some shît pulling on it like a dragon.
I said to "hey don't you know you ain't supposed to be smoking that damn close to fuel being dispensed" she said "hon, it's fine I do it all it all the time"
wtf
I went inside and asked the other gal in there about the other clerk out there smoking beside the pumps.
The inside gal looked at me and says "sir, that's her only time she can smoke"
Said it to me in a snide tone like I was the dumbass. Hahaha
ok party on
I bet she changed them trash cans 20 times a day. lol
Funny thing, there wasn't any paper towels or window wash out there but by God the trash cans were tip-top
Imagine her dirty nicotine fingers digging thru that pack of gas station brats in morning to set out on the all-day burner for renegade50.
Ouchie!
I don't bother with the chocolate wonderfall at the GC after seeing the kids in it. I keep expecting for a whole child to just come out of that thing as I'm standing there trying to get the last piece of Lemon Merienge pie.
Imagine her dirty nicotine fingers digging thru that pack of gas station brats in morning to set out on the all-day burner for renegade50.
Ouchie!
I don't bother with the chocolate wonderfall at the GC after seeing the kids in it. I keep expecting for a whole child to just come out of that thing as I'm standing there trying to get the last piece of Lemon Merienge pie.
Man, I haven't set foot in a Golden Corral in at least 15 years. It was bad then, especially close to a Rez, can't imagine what they are like now....
The one that really gets me, is the guy that doesn't pull forward to the gas only pump and proceeds to block the only one with diesel.
Our little corner market has been getting a bunch of tweakers the last couple years that will pull up to a pump, go inside for smokes or beer and never pump fuel. Seen it a bunch.
Rude smokers that flick their cigarette butts out the window on 100 degree days when there is 4 foot tall oat grass waving in the wind. I'd wring your f u c k in g necks given the chance.
Was getting gasoline a couple years back at a big fuel stop here. There was an old dried up bag changing an EMPTY trash can liner right fugging beside me while I was pumping. She had a 4" long marlboro 100 or some shît pulling on it like a dragon.
I said to "hey don't you know you ain't supposed to be smoking that damn close to fuel being dispensed" she said "hon, it's fine I do it all it all the time"
wtf
I went inside and asked the other gal in there about the other clerk out there smoking beside the pumps.
The inside gal looked at me and says "sir, that's her only time she can smoke"
Said it to me in a snide tone like I was the dumbass. Hahaha
ok party on
I bet she changed them trash cans 20 times a day. lol
Funny thing, there wasn't any paper towels or window wash out there but by God the trash cans were tip-top
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