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I'm gunna bet one of those tats right about beltline is her name. No, it's the number for the free clinic.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi. Depends on where you're at. If you're in Oregon, you no doubt just smoked a bunch of weed, so there's no way you're passing up a Snickers. Probably need some Cheetos and Hohos too. and this from a guy in Colorado, poor Oregon. I just said it to keep seafire and fireball from getting pissed.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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You're in the left lane.
You've been passed three times in the past 7 minutes.
Kill yourself.
Travis In these parts that'd be harekari.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire Sage
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Here's a revelation...
Don't let your dog, schit on other people's lawns.
(I just delivered a stage 8 ass chewing for this.)
Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Here's one--It's not nice to brag about having a lawn.
You're lucky, think of all the people who don't have a lawn for a dog to schidt on.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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None of my posts are open to discussion.
You simply accept them as fact.
Nod in total agreement.
Or go cross-eyed and realize you're part of the problem.
Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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You are reading an Etiquette thread started by a Montanan.
For clarity, I am not a Montanan. And the only reason I post this is because your statement would offend the Montanans I love so dearly. Dave Amen
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Moving on...
A pedestrian walking along the highway should be given the benefit of doubt.
Give him a wide berth.
This does not apply to bicyclists.
Travis Correct, in this case, you'd tighten up the formation and get set up for a grab and go.. ![[Linked Image]](http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc437/jorgeIg/1me.jpg) I'm going to consider moving nearer to the ocean. Or a pond outside of a pasture.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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If you are going to drive slow, drive slow.
Dont speed up in a passing lane.
I am MAGA.
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I've got a BANGIN' SYSTEM in my pants. Batteries included? Remember lantern batteries, imagine two of those stacked on top of one another plus a little bit.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire Oracle
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You live in town and have a garage.
Use it appropriately.
Dave I do. Its full of hunting, fishing and camping chitt. BTW, you shoulda run and won for vice vice-president.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Here's a revelation...
Don't let your dog, schit on other people's lawns.
(I just delivered a stage 8 ass chewing for this.)
Dave My wife doesn't listen either.
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Campfire Oracle
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Moving on...
A pedestrian walking along the highway should be given the benefit of doubt.
Give him a wide berth.
This does not apply to bicyclists.
Travis Correct, in this case, you'd tighten up the formation and get set up for a grab and go.. I'm going to consider moving nearer to the ocean. Or a pond outside of a pasture. Kids dont swim in ponds. Parents know there arent any sharks.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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You're a receptionist.
Nobody explained prioritization.
1.) People standing in front of you
2.) People on the phone
3.) People's e-mail
4.) Yourself
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Outfitter
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If you're in a bar/pub by yourself...keep to yourself.
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Campfire Oracle
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You're a receptionist.
Nobody explained prioritization.
1.) People standing in front of you
2.) People on the phone
3.) People's e-mail
4.) Yourself Ok. GFY. For VVP me and JellO are voting for Hillaree, simply because she has a .................................................hard on for our enemy (Russia).
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Do not ever spend money Debit or Cash for a diet Pepsi, diet Coke, diet Mt Dew, diet Dr Pepper. It will eat your innerd's and warp your brain. They should've just left the T off and named it DIE when they invented that stuff.
Your Welcome. Calvin, is that you? Dave, Clark, Travis, says never reveal your real name.
One is alone in a land so vast, there is only the mountains, the wind, and the eyes of God.
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Here's a revelation...
Don't let your dog, schit on other people's lawns.
(I just delivered a stage 8 ass chewing for this.)
Dave I did not realize there were different stages of this, I usually just go all in. Must be a Montana thing.
One is alone in a land so vast, there is only the mountains, the wind, and the eyes of God.
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Here's a revelation...
Don't let your dog, schit on other people's lawns.
(I just delivered a stage 8 ass chewing for this.)
Dave Preach it brother! My next door neighbor probably thinks I'm the biggest dick on Earth and that's fine. He's a nice guy and really friendly but Jesus Christ he has no couth. Hasn't parked in front of my house in a LONG time either. I give him chit over that as well....laughing And I chewed his BIL out last summer for dumping a bunch of dirt in the alley next to my fence. He said I'm gonna clean it up. Fuuckin' godddamn right you are....right fuuckin' now. He did.
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