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I will take the left door with a "free 60"!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Dave What if you have a couple of really sweet coupons in your coupon book, but don't have time to swing into Walmart?
Broncos are officially the worst team in the nation this year.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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while looking at some nice looking gals in swimsuits on the net you come upon a photo of one of your wife's cousins.
She looks real good!
The question is what do you do at the next family reunion? Play with yourself under the table, of course.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I mean while sitting in a chair at that table.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Do not assume a stranger wants to interact with your pet or child.
Conversely; do not assume a stranger wants you to interact with their pet or child.
Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You are reading an Etiquette thread started by a Montanan.
For clarity, I am not a Montanan. And the only reason I post this is because your statement would offend the Montanans I love so dearly. Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Moving on...
A pedestrian walking along the highway should be given the benefit of doubt.
Give him a wide berth.
This does not apply to bicyclists.
Travis Correct, in this case, you'd tighten up the formation and get set up for a grab and go..
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Moving on...
A pedestrian walking along the highway should be given the benefit of doubt.
Give him a wide berth.
This does not apply to bicyclists.
Travis Correct, in this case, you'd tighten up the formation and get set up for a grab and go.. I'm going to consider moving nearer to the ocean.
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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I've got a BANGIN' SYSTEM in my pants. Batteries included?
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Your friend's girlfriend asks to blow you.
Decline. And tell your friend. No, tell your OTHER friends.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi. Depends on where you're at. If you're in Oregon, you no doubt just smoked a bunch of weed, so there's no way you're passing up a Snickers. Probably need some Cheetos and Hohos too.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Correct, in this case, you'd tighten up the formation and get set up for a grab and go.. In that case, you'd have to call the sheriff. That woman is obviously breaking the law......by pedaling p*ssy.....
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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You can lean against a vehicle and rest things on its paint.
If you own it.
Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi. Depends on where you're at. If you're in Oregon, you no doubt just smoked a bunch of weed, so there's no way you're passing up a Snickers. Probably need some Cheetos and Hohos too. and this from a guy in Colorado, poor Oregon.
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Campfire Kahuna
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I'm gunna bet one of those tats right about beltline is her name.
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Dave Show yer tits
GOA
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This is deflave's way of telling us he has Tourette's.
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.
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You live in town and have a garage.
Use it appropriately.
Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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This is deflave's way of telling us he has Tourette's. I don't think you know what that word means. Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Asking a person what they paid for their home or vehicle.
Don't.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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