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Originally Posted by deflave
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.

You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.

Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.




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What if you have a couple of really sweet coupons in your coupon book, but don't have time to swing into Walmart?


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Originally Posted by plainsman456
while looking at some nice looking gals in swimsuits on the net you come upon a photo of one of your wife's cousins.

She looks real good!

The question is what do you do at the next family reunion?


Play with yourself under the table, of course.


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I mean while sitting in a chair at that table.


"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Do not assume a stranger wants to interact with your pet or child.

Conversely; do not assume a stranger wants you to interact with their pet or child.





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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by BMT
You are reading an Etiquette thread started by a Montanan.



For clarity, I am not a Montanan.

And the only reason I post this is because your statement would offend the Montanans I love so dearly.




Dave


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
Moving on...

A pedestrian walking along the highway should be given the benefit of doubt.

Give him a wide berth.

This does not apply to bicyclists.





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Correct, in this case, you'd tighten up the formation and get set up for a grab and go..

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Originally Posted by jorgeI
Originally Posted by deflave
Moving on...

A pedestrian walking along the highway should be given the benefit of doubt.

Give him a wide berth.

This does not apply to bicyclists.





Travis


Correct, in this case, you'd tighten up the formation and get set up for a grab and go..

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I'm going to consider moving nearer to the ocean.


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I've got a BANGIN' SYSTEM in my pants.
Batteries included?


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Originally Posted by deflave
Your friend's girlfriend asks to blow you.

Decline. And tell your friend.


No, tell your OTHER friends.


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Originally Posted by deflave
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.

You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.

Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.


Depends on where you're at.

If you're in Oregon, you no doubt just smoked a bunch of weed, so there's no way you're passing up a Snickers. Probably need some Cheetos and Hohos too.



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Originally Posted by jorgeI


Correct, in this case, you'd tighten up the formation and get set up for a grab and go..

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In that case, you'd have to call the sheriff. That woman is obviously breaking the law......by pedaling p*ssy.....



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You can lean against a vehicle and rest things on its paint.

If you own it.




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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.

You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.

Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.


Depends on where you're at.

If you're in Oregon, you no doubt just smoked a bunch of weed, so there's no way you're passing up a Snickers. Probably need some Cheetos and Hohos too.


and this from a guy in Colorado, poor Oregon.








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Originally Posted by jorgeI


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I'm gunna bet one of those tats right about beltline is her name.


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Originally Posted by deflave
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.

You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.

Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.




Dave


Show yer tits


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This is deflave's way of telling us he has Tourette's.


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You live in town and have a garage.

Use it appropriately.




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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by krupp
This is deflave's way of telling us he has Tourette's.


I don't think you know what that word means.




Dave


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Asking a person what they paid for their home or vehicle.

Don't.




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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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