|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 6,864
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 6,864 |
Apparently not in MT?? Yeah, and the gas runs about $0.30/gal cheaper than regular stations.
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2016
Posts: 60,836 Likes: 57
Campfire Kahuna
|
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: May 2016
Posts: 60,836 Likes: 57 |
Thats a pretty good savings.
They probably do sell gas at Costco in Montana.....but I dont ever remember being at a Costco.
I make the kids wipe the table and push their chairs in at a restaurant. Then we pile the dishes.
I am MAGA.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 6,864
Campfire Tracker
|
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 6,864 |
Thats a pretty good savings.
They probably do sell gas at Costco in Montana.....but I dont ever remember being at a Costco.
I make the kids wipe the table and push their chairs in at a restaurant. Then we pile the dishes. If it's a self-bus deal, I self-bus stuff to the trash or dish container as appropriate. I don't have a wet rag to properly clean the table, so I don't. But this guy at McDonald's, A+ for effort.
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 14,076
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 14,076 |
When your wife asks how she looks, tell her the unfiltered truth it builds trust. That's the stupidest thing I've ever read on here. No honey, your ass looks great! It's bigger now, really? Sure doesn't look it! Smokin' hot babe! Hey if you wanna build your relationships on lies that's up to you, good luck.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 32,130 Likes: 1
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 32,130 Likes: 1 |
When your wife asks how she looks, tell her the unfiltered truth it builds trust. A man after my own heart. My poor wife. I could never lie for shït.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2016
Posts: 60,836 Likes: 57
Campfire Kahuna
|
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: May 2016
Posts: 60,836 Likes: 57 |
I am MAGA.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2016
Posts: 1,471
Campfire Regular
|
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Aug 2016
Posts: 1,471 |
When your wife asks how she looks, tell her the unfiltered truth it builds trust. That's the stupidest thing I've ever read on here. No honey, your ass looks great! It's bigger now, really? Sure doesn't look it! Smokin' hot babe! Hey if you wanna build your relationships on lies that's up to you, good luck. Alternative being mutual but hateful trust and understanding? Sounds good. My wife is due home in 20 minutes. Was thinking of a little 'quality time'. Maybe instead I'll reflect about how attractive, and tiny, her ass was 15 years ago...surely that will better my chances; for not going fishing next weekend.
Liberalism; The impossible yet accepted notion that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 7,866
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 7,866 |
If you see a guy working in the garage, on his car/truck/boat/motorcycle, doing outdoor projects, unloading something heavy, etc... Assume he doesn't want to talk to you. Leave him alone. If you can't - die. This needs to be included as a reminder on every SS check for those retired azzholes who think 'cuz they got nothin' to do and all day to do it they can wander over and waste the workin' man's time!
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 1,200
Campfire Regular
|
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 1,200 |
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Dave Here is a multiple choice question on Etiquette: You return a DVD to the rental store and tell the young girl at the counter that the movie is frozen only a minute or 2 in, and will not play. Oh, she says, that is usually an easy fix. Do you want a refund? Or would you rather wait for it. The guy out back will straighten it out for you. Oh OK, I'll wait. While you're killing time looking at other titles, you hear the door open, and to your surprise, it's the minister from your church. You exchange greetings and he says he's looking for a good movie for a long winter night. Shortly after, the little girl behind the counter shouts out, Mr D., that movie you had a problem with, "Young Asian Sluts", is all set, and ready to go. Do you: A. Shiet your pants? B. Run up to the counter and choke the life out of her? C. Tell the Minister it's for a class you're taking on the societal ills of porn. OR D. Grab the vid and say "see you Sunday Rev."
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 44,696 Likes: 22
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 44,696 Likes: 22 |
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Dave So you imbibed on the candy bar and soda, whilst in line, only to find out they only accept cash and you had to blow another cashier behind a dumpster. Nah. You're thinking about the tourist chicks here coming out of the casino broke and needing gas. Well yea, but bald and fat and mouthy. Negative. Pics and flicks abound. Suggest you seek work at the station directly across from Hard Rock. 
Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 6,864
Campfire Tracker
|
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 6,864 |
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Dave Here is a multiple choice question on Etiquette: You return a DVD to the rental store and tell the young girl at the counter that the movie is frozen only a minute or 2 in, and will not play. Oh, she says, that is usually an easy fix. Do you want a refund? Or would you rather wait for it. The guy out back will straighten it out for you. Oh OK, I'll wait. While you're killing time looking at other titles, you hear the door open, and to your surprise, it's the minister from your church. You exchange greetings and he says he's looking for a good movie for a long winter night. Shortly after, the little girl behind the counter shouts out, Mr D., that movie you had a problem with, "Young Asian Sluts", is all set, and ready to go. Do you: A. Shiet your pants? B. Run up to the counter and choke the life out of her? C. Tell the Minister it's for a class you're taking on the societal ills of porn. OR D. Grab the vid and say "see you Sunday Rev." D. And run out of there with your hand down the front of your pants. And go to confessions. Mention said title. Mention more titles available at store during confession.
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2016
Posts: 60,836 Likes: 57
Campfire Kahuna
|
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: May 2016
Posts: 60,836 Likes: 57 |
I am MAGA.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 44,696 Likes: 22
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 44,696 Likes: 22 |
I'm gunna bet one of those tats right about beltline is her name. .. or "partner".
Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 44,696 Likes: 22
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 44,696 Likes: 22 |
Just because you are still partying at 3 a.m. do not assume your neighbors are partying, too.
If neighbor asks you to turn music down at 3 a.m., they're probably not going to answer the door politely when you and your drunk buddies come banging.
ref: black bags or namublance.
Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 44,696 Likes: 22
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 44,696 Likes: 22 |
If you're not now first in line, having earned your face time with the sales associate, do not assume anyone gives a phoughk about your quick question.
Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 10,718
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 10,718 |
Here's a revelation...
Don't let your dog, schit on other people's lawns.
(I just delivered a stage 8 ass chewing for this.)
Dave I've returned the "lost property" to the owner's yard several times.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
--Winston Churchill
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 9,598 Likes: 1
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 9,598 Likes: 1 |
You can lean against a vehicle and rest things on its paint.
If you own it.
Dave Skeet league night. 2wks in a row, some dude on another team decides that my pickup's front bumper is just the right height for him to sit and watch. There's tables and benches all over, but he likes my truck, invites his buddies to sit there. Week 3 I keep the keys in my pocket (usually I just leave them in the cup holder) and when he plops down on the bumper I press the panic button on the key fob. While I still see him pretty much weekly during the summer, he avoids my truck now.
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 9,598 Likes: 1
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 9,598 Likes: 1 |
Here's a revelation...
Don't let your dog, schit on other people's lawns.
(I just delivered a stage 8 ass chewing for this.)
Dave I've returned the "lost property" to the owner's yard several times. If a buddy notices a trend, he'll save the offender's leavings until a 5gal bucket is mostly full and then return them partially to mostly fermented and far more smelly than when they're fresh.
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424 Likes: 13
Campfire Sage
|
|
OP
Campfire Sage
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424 Likes: 13 |
The cashier is cute and you want to chat her up. There is nobody behind you.
Feel free.
The cashier is cute and you want to chat her up. There is a line.
STFU.
Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 28,965 Likes: 24
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 28,965 Likes: 24 |
Don't ask strangers why their dog hasn't been de-nutted.
What fresh Hell is this?
|
|
|
|
|
525 members (219DW, 10gaugeman, 1beaver_shooter, 1badf350, 06hunter59, 007FJ, 50 invisible),
1,633
guests, and
1,228
robots. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Forums81
Topics1,193,992
Posts18,520,247
Members74,020
| |
Most Online11,491
Jul 7th, 2023
|
|
|
|
![[Linked Image]](http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc437/jorgeIg/1me.jpg)
