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throw it in the pool.

Well, your neighbors pool


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Originally Posted by crossfireoops
Is there a Dorito exemption clause ?


You insensitive clod mad



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Originally Posted by tzone
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Do not ever spend money Debit or Cash for a diet Pepsi, diet Coke, diet Mt Dew, diet Dr Pepper. It will eat your innerd's and warp your brain. They should've just left the T off and named it DIE when they invented that stuff.

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Originally Posted by kingston
Originally Posted by deflave
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.

You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.

Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.




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So you imbibed on the candy bar and soda, whilst in line, only to find out they only accept cash and you had to blow another cashier behind a dumpster.


Nah. You're thinking about the tourist chicks here coming out of the casino broke and needing gas.


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Etiquette...
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Priceless


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Originally Posted by Steelhead
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A Snickers and a DIET Pepsi?


I swear, you get dumber and dumber everyday. You really should think about moving to Oregon.
Now that's funny!


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Originally Posted by local_dirt
Originally Posted by kingston
Originally Posted by deflave
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.

You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.

Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.




Dave



So you imbibed on the candy bar and soda, whilst in line, only to find out they only accept cash and you had to blow another cashier behind a dumpster.


Nah. You're thinking about the tourist chicks here coming out of the casino broke and needing gas.


Well yea, but bald and fat and mouthy.


Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by hanco
Snickers and Dr. Pepper. Never been without at least a couple hundred bucks in my pocket in my adult life. I usually have a 1000 with me. You run across some good deals if you have cash. Bought a all correct Garand from a guy a couple of years ago for 600.00. He needed money right then to get his son out of jail. Bought an almost new riding lawn mower for 500.00 once. Guy needed money right then.


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Originally Posted by tzone
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by hanco
Snickers and Dr. Pepper. Never been without at least a couple hundred bucks in my pocket in my adult life. I usually have a 1000 with me. You run across some good deals if you have cash. Bought a all correct Garand from a guy a couple of years ago for 600.00. He needed money right then to get his son out of jail. Bought an almost new riding lawn mower for 500.00 once. Guy needed money right then.


Not everyone on the Fire is a Texan. wink


Thank Christ. Most of us are smarter than that.
Only the ones breathing oxygen, Tom.

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Your friend or acquaintance is contemplating a new truck.

Offer advice.





Your friend or acquaintance bought a new truck.

Congratulate him on the purchase.




Travis


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
Scratch offs should be played in your home or vehicle.

No exceptions.




Travis
Agreed.


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Who goes anywhere without cash?
Originally Posted by deflave
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.

You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.

Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.




Dave


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Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by deflave
Scratch offs should be played in your home or vehicle.

No exceptions.




Travis


Is it proper etiquette to reimburse the giver of said lottery ticket[the cost of the ticket] should you be gifted a winner?
This would never happen in Iowa-they're too friggin' cheap, and they need that money to buy more oats for their goat, which is also their date for the evening.


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I was letting hanco know he was showing bad étiquette and then tzone and gopher did it too.

See hanco, bad etiquetta breeds bad etiquette.


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A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.

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Originally Posted by Calhoun
Originally Posted by deflave
When listening to music in your residence or vehicle, never assume other people want to hear it.

Dave

When listening to music in my vehicle, never assume that your opinion matters.


I like to share my music with others.

I've got a BANGIN' SYSTEM in my truck. cool

170 watts pushing eight high sensitivity speakers at 105 decibels with zero distortion.

Rock on !!!

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Originally Posted by deflave
Your friend or acquaintance is contemplating a new truck.

Offer advice.





Your friend or acquaintance bought a new truck.

Congratulate him on the purchase.




Travis


I sold vehicles for a decade and that's the one good piece of advice in this thread so far.

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A Texan starts speaking.

All attempts should be made to contain laughter.




Dave


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
Your friend or acquaintance is contemplating a new truck.

Offer advice.





Your friend or acquaintance bought a new truck.

Congratulate him on the purchase.




Travis



Whoever you're plagiarizing knows his business.


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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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I've got a BANGIN' SYSTEM in my pants.


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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Cute salesgirls can do no wrong and anything they say is of profound import,unless its a joke, in which case it is very funny.


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