Oh but youse a sneaky bastid ND

That yeller truck is pretty snazzy, you gotta admit that

But Nate got my sympathy vote

His truck is purty, but good gawd a mighty his daddy is one ugly sumbitch

He either needs to thank his momma or the mailman for his good looks

But I voted for Nate so when folks tell him " by gawd yo daddy is ugly" he can refrain " well he helped me make a pretty truck"

No need to thank me I like Nate


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.