I'd bet hoMohick has spent a lot of time waking up face down on the concrete, with his pants pulled down and dried 'mayo' all over his buns...

that is where he gets that sparkling personality from....

He's calling Linda a skank, because he probably couldn't score a woman in a whorehouse, with his pecker in one hand and a $500 bill in the other....

ain't easy being a loser AND a dry drunk at the same time...

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