I have had very expensive stuff sitting on my gunshow table surrounded by signs that say "do not handle without permission" and some idiot will come along and pick it up. I ask if he saw the sign and one stupid bastard actually said to me "...aw, they don't mean nothing..." so I told him if it don't mean nothing, bring it over here and I'll shove it up your azz to see if it don't feel like nothing. He walked away muttering and I ended up the ornery bastard. Go figger!
