Same for me one day, I was elbow deep in grease under a tractor, cell was out on the step of the tractor, that sombitch went off six times in 5 minutes, I thought oh chit, crawled out, grabbed a rag and wiped off the best I could, saw I had missed 6 calls from a bud.

Called him back, WHATS THE MATTER BUDDY!?? {I thought the fugger must have been a ditch with a truck on his head to call like that}..................what are you doing he said?...........................I said, I'm going to shower, drive over and shoot you right in the balls with this 45, what the fu-k do you want?, nothing, what's up? mad mad people can be more than a little past brain dead when it comes to cell phones.


Trump Won!