- Old ladies cracking walnuts with the butt plates on cement sidewalks
- use as canoe paddles
- levering Model T's out of the mud
- clubbing Mexicans on the head as they scramble over the walls of the Alamo (well, maybe not that).

"You can lead a man to logic, but you cannot make him think." Joe Harz
"Always certain, often right." Keith McCafferty