My midget story:

A few years ago I’m at a big charity event at a hotel, with lots of celebrities. I go to the bathroom. As I’m washing my hands, I hear 2 dudes mumbling inside the big handicapped toilet stall. Great, I think.

As I look in the mirror I see the stall door open behind me and out comes a BIG dude sort of steering Vern Troyer (the actor who played Mini me in Austin Powers) by the shoulders. Apparently his body guard helping him get up onto the full sized toilet. Both wearing tuxes. He looked a bit hammered.

That guy was tiny!

Last edited by IntruderBN; 07/18/23.