Originally Posted by Reloder28
Originally Posted by NVhntr
People who park at the gas pumps than go in the Stop n Go and shop for half an hour.

In gasoline cars at the diesel pump.


Originally Posted by NVhntr
The old farts that take 15 minutes to pee in a crowded restroom when you’re sweating from having to piss so bad.

So is the old fart.
"When I was a young man, I use to pee in a high arc. Now, I gotta kinda watch my feet."
Phil Robertson

Had an old guy tell me he took half a Viagra a day to keep from pizzing on his shoes.