With NYistan, and Commiffornia in the US soon to offer their same advice.

I might suggest that homeowners:

Wives sleep with less clothing to make it easier for home entry rapists.

Please leave an assortment of knives, ropes and firearms accessible to home invaders. Things are tuff all around, burglary “tools” are expensive.


….. this world has gone INSANE!

"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help"