"If there's lead in the air, there's hope."

"Widowmaker" Answer to clients question about his horse-for-the days' name.

"If you're not cheating, you're not trying"

Nothing to do with hunting or shooting, but when I renewed my Drivers' Lic. the nice young lady asked if I wanted to be an organ donor, then she asked "What do you think they can do with that little thing?"


Eagles may soar, but a weasel never got sucked into a jet turbine!