I want to know who this Joe guy is and how he gets so much time off to go hunting (and fishing), with everybody.

But seriously, there was a time when a lot of each Gray's was literature. Now a little of it still is, and I don't mean the poem, although it, too, is okay sometimes. Some of the photo essays aren't too great.

I like the guy that does the cooking column, Livingston, maybe. I would love to see him matched up with Eileen on one of those face-offs on the Food Network. Or any network for that matter. I think it would be great fun.


"Be sure you're right. Then go ahead." Fess Parker as Davy Crockett