Don't forget about the "old"s, Ken.

News is plural of new. Supposed to be new things. They'll beat an old story to death for days on end as though there's nothing "new" worth reporting.

Diversion...

BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG!
PERVERTS OFFEND ME!

"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!"
---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress