Per is a Swedish farmer near the Norwegian border.
He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about one for sale over in Norway. He drives to the farm in Norway and looks over the cow. Per reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls... the cow farts.
Per is very surprised. He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some negotiation with the cow's owner, Per buys the cow and takes her home.
When he gets back to Sweden, he calls over his neighbour, Sven, and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Per and says, "You bought dis here cow in Norway, didn't yah?"
Per is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Per replies, "Yah dats right. but, how did you know?
Sven says, "My wife is from Norway."
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John
made it to the new world also..
that is a common MN/Wisconsin and MN/Dakota joke..
