Originally Posted by ironbender
OK, y'all. Pick the best line from the Dutch boy's offering!

Here's my fave:
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I just would walk in with the .458 and some stern words and a "damn you bears" attitude and they would scatter.

LMAO!!


I'll play...

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I will briefly address a few points that have been brought up.




Right about now, I'm thinking I'd not want to see an in-depth, longish, not-brief one...

"You've been here longer than the State of Alaska is old!"
*** my Grandaughters