I've been waiting on a panel of experts to ask this:
Back before tinfoil was invented ,my great uncle's step-brother had a blacksmith hammer him out a cap made from some exotic[actually , that word had not been invented then either] metal he had won from an indian in a crap game.
It was claimed he could receive messages from people who had not yet been born.
He reportedly spent his final years in an insane asylum mumbling something about a "Grand Pooh Bah".
He was buried in his cap.
I know where.
Y'all want it ?
