Oh,,, And by the way... The couch idea is out! I'm not into sleeping one wide and two deep on a single bed with a guy!
Why am I on the couch? That's a different story all together.
"When you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing; when you see that money is flowing to those who deal not in goods, but in favors; you may know that your society is doomed." Ayn Rand