Here are some Obama Jokes
What does a Michelle and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods!
Why does Obama have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them!
Why doesn't Michelle wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken!
Why are all all of Obama cousins fast runners?
All the slow ones are in jail
Whats the difference between Obama cousins and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!
What does a Black and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work.
What's the most confusing day in Harlem and the White House?
Fathers Day!
