Aw, Ed! Don'tcha know that they don't come with the stuffin'?
Leroy and Billy Bob were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models. Leroy says to Billy Bob, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?' Billy Bob replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful.
And look at the price!' Leroy says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
Billy Bob smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea Leroy! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, Billy Bob asks his friend Leroy, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?'
Leroy replies, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her underwear yesterday!'
