I don't think this ranks that high but whatever blows your skirt up.
A little proof don't mean much. One time my wife was acting kinda pizzed off, for a couple of days, and I couldn't think of anything that I had done. So, I asked her what was wrong. It seems that a few nights before she had dreamed that I had a girl friend, and that me and the girl friend had a baby together. One night we wanted to go dancing and so we left the baby with my wife to babysit. Now her words were, "I know that it was just a dream but having me babysit your baby while y'all went dancing, just pizzed me off". Women, what you going to do? miles