We also practice unarmed combat. I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don�t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared.
That's classic, but I like this one even more:
Also, someone said that my Tac Team doesn�t get training. Not true. We meet at the range every night and shoot 400 rounds each through weapons that closely resemble our duty setup.
Hmmm. Assuming 5 days a week and 50 weeks a year deducting vacation time, that comes to 100,000 rounds per year. Even if shooting "cheap" 9mm from Walmart, that would run about $35,000 per man annually. That's quite a training budget for a shopping mall! I think I want to join his Rapid Tactical Force...
