since I have been recently pilloried for my lack of compassion
Ya well, I shamelessly apply different standards to attractive, naked, nubile nineteen year-old girls running around in the woods.
I think its called "profiling".
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744