Knew a guy who would get silly when drinking beer but was other
wise pretty harmless. One Sunday afternoon his two kids were
gathering apples in the back yard and putting them in baskets.
He was feeling pretty good and took an old fishing pole and stuck
a small apple on the end of it and proceeded to show his small
children how far daddy could launch an apple across the highway
which was about 150 yards from the yard. After about the 10th
apple got thrown and listening to his kids laugh hysterically at his drunk actions, he turned around to find a small crowd of
neighbors and one police cruiser in his driveway. He didnt hit
any cars but someone called the PD about apples landing on the
freeway. His wife came out of the house and started screaming about wanting a divorce after the officer told her about the complaint. The officer stood and listened to the wife rant for about a minute and got back in his cruiser and left without issuing a citation.
