Since diamondjim decided to include roadkill, I have to add:
3 lb all-steel Estwing hand sledge
Also, I'm almost certainly the only one here that killed 3 deer with the same 1990 Subaru Justy, the last carbureted car sold in America.
i thought this was a gun thread.... In that case add
67 lb. hoyt compound
1997 F 150 40 mph
1997 VW Golf 85+mph
Well, you know how these things get out of hand. You've made it worse by including velocities for your vehicles. Now I've got to chrony my hammer.
JoeMartin is the worst offender. He apparently killed a deer with a wild pig.