Soooo many comments come to mind....
1.
"So what's ya gunna do wif' 'dat Willis?"2.
"That ain't no elk gun son..."3.
"Where's the Hello Kitty sticker or did Remington rip you off on that too?"4.
"It's sorta cute, where do I put the BB's in?"5.
"Special purpose? Special what? Maybe Special Ed...."6.
"Frick, 'dem boo-lets 'ill jus' bounce of 'dem elkskins..."7.
"You've come along way Pilgrim, from 338 Ultra Mags and now to Peashooters"And lastly,
"You ain't huntin' with the Indian carrying THAT little thing! 
