Or if you're a cheap ass, and dumb enough to still drink Jack Daniels like when you were in high school...

There's two bourbons in the same price point that don't suck.

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Bulleit Bourbon has a very large amount of rye in it's mash bill. It has very dirty earthy overtones upon it's finish. Particularly if you really know how to drink bourbon... You'll notice this when you "chew it up" It's also available in a 10 year old version... But I can't tell you if it's worth a [bleep]... I can't find it in Montucky.

Both these bourbons drink better than Jack, and hit the same price point. They hold up well in classic vintage cocktails. Manhattans, Old Fashioneds, Sazeracs, Sours... [bleep] even with Coke in them if you need to feed your inner Hellion. However if you drink either of the two bourbons mentioned in my first post that way, you're a blesphemus cocksukking hippy that needs to be punched in the face, crucified, then burned at a KKK rally in bourbon country.


I'm Irish...

Of course I know how to patch drywall