Ole und Sven died awent to hell.
The first day the devil was out to get dem Norwegians so he turned up the heat in their room. The devil came around to see how they're doing. Ole replied to the devil seems like a nice July day in da cities. That pissed the devil off. He cranked up the heat in their room and came around again. Ole and Sven were in their bermudas basked in the heat. Ole told the devil seems like a rather hot day in Miny soata. We're sorta enjoying dis.
The devil thought I'll fix them. He turnes the AC on and freezes their room to below zero.
The devil came to see how they were doing. Ole and Sven were hoopin and hollerin and dancing around like dey were never going to have to eat lutefish again.
The Devil was obviously upset. "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SO HAPPY ABOUT???"
Ole and Sven at da same time said, "DA VIKNINGS WON DA SUPERBOWL!!!"
Last edited by SoDakota; 05/09/14.
For the time is coming when people will not put up with sound doctrine, but having itching ears, they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own desires, and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander away to myths.
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