Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Liable to get farred,..

It's not as ominous as it sounds.

I'm a contractor,...so gettin' farred just means that you go home and keep getttin' paid for a year or two.

,..I dunno,...somethin' like that.

They done farred everbody who cain't do chit,...and I can do chit,...but I kinda been rubbin' the bosses nose innit.

They can far me and go out and hire some chithead who sits there lookin' at the milling machine with his lips all pooched out fer days on end.

I couldn't give a less of a fug.

My wife got a job,...and for some obscure reason, she feels inhibited about puttin' my sorry ass out,...and there's this guy down in London who got a V-Strom with 5K own it that he's lettin go fer chit.

I gotta figure out how to put it together, man,...

Get farred,....draw unemployment,...buy that V-Strom,..and live on the road until either me or the bitch blows up.

It's comin',...It's kinda scary at this age,..but fuggit.

Dyin' on the side of the road is as good as anywhere,...