I'm kinda liking this one.

http://www.gunsamerica.com/950220247/RG_OWEN_CUSTOM_MAUSER_7X57.htm

I'm gonna go shave my back and buff the callouses off my knuckles.

"An archer sees how far he can be from a target and still hit it, a bowhunter sees how close he can get before he shoots." It is certainly easy to use that same line of thinking with firearms. -- Unknown