Originally Posted by foxtrot100
visited Larry Root's house in the dead of winter when there was three feet of snow on the ground. He somehow entered Larry's house bypassing the whole house security system and video cameras.
He then somehow opened the very high tech gun safes, bypassing more alarms, took out each gun from its case and determined that none were Rugers of any type. He then left the house, leaving no footprints coming or going and returned to his home in Edmond where he enjoyed a good cup of Philippine coffee.

He is so amazing everyone is in awe of his skills.
All I have to do is yell "BOO" and you'll start pissing on yourself, calling the cops, puckering your assh0le, and frothing at the mouth. http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/6269314/Bricktop#Post6269314

There's just not a lot of tricks left in whatever bag you thought you had.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Originally Posted by safariman
I do tend to fit in well wherever I go in person.

Originally Posted by Fireball2
The campfire is the most outside exposure I get. No TV, no newspaper.