A Muslim immigrant goes to a doctor in Dearborn, Michigan and says, "I
feel terrible."
The Doctor examines him and then says, "You need to pee and crap in a
bucket for a week, then throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage.
Finally, put a towel over your head hold your face over the bucket and
inhale the vapors for 3 days."
The man does this and goes back to the Doctor and says, "I feel wonderful!
What was wrong with me?"
"You were homesick."