Ok, I'm guilty. I couldn't help myself. Griz threw me the bait, and , well you know the rest. For those that didn't catch it, I worked in the names of all the Ivy League schools in the satire to go with Rutgers.

"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo