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What's worse than an engineer in your living room?

Two engineers in your living room.
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What's worse than two engineers in your living room?

Two engineers in your workshop trying to organize it.
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What's worse than two engineers in your workshop?

Two engineers that find your tools and try to determine exactly what they're for and how they work.
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What's worse than two engineers with tools?

Nothing.
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I've seen grown men chew through their own necks rather than deal with engineers. Sadly, as these men were chewing through their necks, there were couple of engineers with calculators determining the most efficient method of chewing through one's neck.
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What do you say to a smart engineer?

You do a great job of driving the train!