Was living on a river before I retired. Living on a river now that I have.

Damn 'gators are a bunch of mooching bastids and liberals are in short supply around here. If you want to live on a lake, make sure there aren't any moochers hanging around.

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain