Your problem prob'ly is you've been out living, instead of sitting at home on the 'puter like everybody else.
Yeah, right. I had to stay off the Campfire for an additional month to try and limit the crush my wife had on you during your Epic Journey this summer. It was stupid of me to mention it. She read your stuff every day and was disappointed and worried if you missed a day.
I told her you were an ol' duff and making it all up.
