I reckon, if I'm ever going to be a fancy pistol fighter, I gotta find me one of those vented Glocks and learn to throw both my elbows up in the air like seizure victim, just before squatting like a sumo wrestler and jerking off about 4 nearly rapid misses, because I wasn't using my sights.


"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
-Master Chief Hershel Davis