No need to panic guys just accept that 2/3rds or more of the population in the US will die from Ebola and you will probably be one and you can get on with whatever life you have left.
I'm serious this virus will go through the US like a house on fire. There's no way to contain it especially in the large metropolitan urban areas.
I heard that if you bath in fluoridated water it will kill the virus and ...
Eating canned sardines will boost your immune system and ...
Blue tape covering your nostrils will prevent inhaling airborne particles and ...
At the first sign of fever consuming large quantities of scotch (with fluoridated water ice cubes) will knock the chit out of the ebola virus and ...
If none of the above works ... shave your junk.
Don't worry DD. The campfire has your back. You're not going to die.
