beautiful gun indeed.


but nothing quite as beautiful as a true friend


but better test him just to make sure

call him late tonite and tell him you need his help in disposing of the mrs. body

then you'll know whether you have a true friend (grin)

jk, congrats on your good fortune, oh and the shotgun too

I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.