You think you got it bad? I gotta go to Boone for some father / daughter sorority tailgate bullsh!t function on Saturday. This one is about to wreck the marriage.
You should have enlightened them about a condition called buck fever.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
