Y'all yankees is some peculiar folks,...no chit.
Us Southan boys will jack a pick-up way up in the air or put 2-4 barrels on a Mustang,...but you Yankees will drank 47 beers of an unknown variant and stick a V8 in something that looks like it came offa "Voyage to the Bottom of the damn Sea".
We're Irish, Indian, and the occasional jiggaboo down here.
Where you people come from, anyway?
I'm guessin' Finland, Norway,...with the odd drunk ass, hard dicked, nomadic eskimo passin' through ever now and then.
Finally, an anthropologist on the board.
