I like it Bob, you're making a few bucks on the prenup

but stand to make good $$$ on the upcoming divorce


and there WILL be a divorce down the road

wang dang sweet poontang, ahhhh the stuff life is made of

until you get that part outa your system and realized you either married a good person or a beatch


ditch my best friend???

Sure right after I F you countless times you'll be my new BFF, then I'll ditch your azz and go have a beer with my bro

F me he won't even be mad, it'll be "where you been hoss? missed ya"


now try that chit in reverse? leave your woman alone for 6 mos. and then try and resume like it's no big deal?


bwahahaha

I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.