S&W 642; Ruger LCR.
Cut the bullschit and just get it done.
If you can figure out how to f'k up carrying either of those, you shouldn't be carrying anything other than a spare helmet for your window licking idiot self.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.