I may not be a gourmet chef, but if all you have is woodpecker, a pinecone and a couple of coon turds...I'm your man.
Darn certain none of us are gourmets but I know you of all people can cook and fry like you mean it. And Leighton?? He's an animal!
If I drove into a competition lot and saw you guys or anyone mentioned above I'd go find a praying Chapel before I did anything.