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An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are so wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a wooden ball (a little smaller than a golf ball) from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to stretch the skin for shaving.
When the barber is finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that wooden ball.
The barber replied “No problem. You’d just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.”John
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